1. surprisebitch:

    "yes i am a huge fan of horror flicks"

    image

    (Source: surprisebitch, via gallifreyandeductions)

     

  2. thestudentprincesss:

    oh my god i just discovered a site where you can by bulk candy by color/flavor

    you can buy two pounds of exclusively pink starbursts

    you can buy endless red skittles

    i never thought i’d see heaven

    (via ladyanneoftardis)

     
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  4. parteira:

    excuse me i need your leg

    (Source: best-of-imgur, via ghostbuttvin)

     
  5. geeses:

    that doesn’t sound right

    (via dicapriogrenade)

     
  6. mysteryprof:

    chaserofstarlight:

    three-am-faerie:

    adventures-in-autumn:

    Autumn Colours

                ↳ Orange

    AHHH🎃

    EEEEEEEE

    RISE MY FALL CHILDREN

    RIIIIIIIIISE

    (via daleksinbras)

     

  7. punkrogers:

    kinda really want to see a bitter, angry version of empty chairs at empty tables, give me closed eyed tears at oh my friends and clenched fists at meet no more, kick a chair at what your sacrifice was for, give me a bitter, falling apart marius seeing the ghosts of his friends and hating the system that put them in their shallow graves

    (via jumpingjaverts)

     

  8. bonsaibabe:

    i dont think goosebumps books ever came into print i think they just mystically appeared in public school libraries one day already in mediocre condition

    (Source: 37roses, via ladyanneoftardis)

     
  9. sh4ne:

    fandomthepossibilities:

    sh4ne:

    pijani-batak-mi-trci-po-sobi:

    sh4ne:

    rebloggable by request

    why?

    request

    Are we just going to ignore the fact that they sent this ask to themselves?

     request

    (via winteriscomingdirewolf)

     
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  11. oryxofelia:

    I’m about to cry. My 60 year old mother watched a netflix documentary and only just now found out she’s asexual. I’ve been trying to figure out how to bring up this idea to her for years. I am so glad to hear her, she’s so happy and saying “there really is nothing wrong with me!” I didn’t realize it wore on her like that. God bless the internet.

    (via profriversongarchaeologist)

     

  12. i once told my dad he looked like john travolta and he got mad at me

     

  13. lasagnababy:

    one year for my bday my cousin thought it would be funny to get me this shirt as a jokeimage

    it says “i like it when the red water comes out” and its from these creepy youtube videos called salad fingers and i normally only wear it to bed or maybe as an undershirt and the other day i was wearing it under a hoodie and i went to go get my blood drawn and i had to take my hoodie off and i think the doctors tried really hard not to look startled

    (via gallifreyandeductions)

     
  14. fishingboatproceeds:

    edwardspoonhands:

    Holy. Crap. I just found an email argument between me and some random internet person about evolution and creationism. Apparently I thought this was important enough to print out and save for TWENTY YEARS!!!

    Cannot tell you how many times I’ve been on the phone with Hank and it’s clear he isn’t listening and then I say you’re not listening and then he says, “Hold on someone on the Internet is wrong about something.”

     
  15. lesbang:

    ashinychandelure:

    calm down luigi

    holy crap

    (via i-am-the-groot)