1. zolloc: plop

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    Tagged #i want #to #touch

  3. punnier:

    when ur friend remembers ur birthday and u try remember theirs and you just


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  5. bloodstiel:



    what? johnlock? you mean John Locke, the 17th century English philosopher and Father of Classical Liberalism

    *cries real tears* NO! johnlock is way more important!!


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  6. tonyspookr:

    But soft! What grunge through yonder window breaks

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  7. microaggressions:

    Another installment of Brown in Kansas, a cartoon series by Steffany Brown. (Want to see more? That’s up to Steffany, but reblog anyway to show your support!)

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  8. pizzaotter:


    if i were a nun I would wear heelies and glide everywhere just to fuck with people


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  9. twentydollarnose-bleed:

    Les Misérables? I love that book. I love the way that all the people become [clenches fist] less fricking miserable.

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    1. me: what are taxes and how do I pay them?
    2. school system: worry not
    3. school system: mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
  10. hippoghouliage:

    you spray dogs with water when they won’t listen, but will it work on an ally? the a is not for you. get off the couch, stop barking, go away. 

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  11. Anonymous said: What's so bad about Tony Abbott?


    oh, child. you’ve come to the right blogger.

    this, is our current prime minister, tony abbott. image

    he’s been in office for almost a year, now. in that time, he’s managed to piss a lot of people off. myself included. so what exactly makes him so bad?

    1) he’s sexist
    in regards to abortion, he’s asked “why isn’t it regarded as a national tragedy” rather than the declining life expectancy of aboriginals [x] and that it’s all about women taking “the easy way out”[x]. he’s even gone so far to say that women will never succeed more than men because “their aptitudes, abilities and interests are different for physiological reasons” [x]. let’s not forget that he thinks it’s not a woman’s right to refuse sex and that he believes it should be moderated [x]. did i mention he’s the women’s minister? [x] it’s not a joke. i wish.

    2) he doesn’t like immigrants
    he’s not a fan of immigrants and has been quoted saying such things as “jesus knew that there was a place for everything and it’s not necessarily everyone’s place to come to australia.” [x] let’s not forget, “i don’t think it’s a very christian thing to come in by the back door rather than the front door” [x]. you know, because there’s a queue for when you run for your life.

    3) he think’s climate change is made up
    he’s said (and god i wish i could make this up) “climate change is absolute crap” [x]. oh and he’s also made a comment on bushfire tragedies in australia saying “fire is a part of the australian experience” [x]. losing your home and family is definitely part of the australian experience, right tony?

    4) he’s homophobic
    when an 11 year old boy wrote to him about the rights of the gay community in regards to marriage and abbott wrote that he will continue to “support the existing definition of marriage”[x] not only does he refuse to take religious views out of the picture, but he wants to silence the gay community and has said “if you’d asked me for advice i would have said to have, adopt a sort of “don’t ask, don’t tell” policy about all of these things…”[x] he has also said “i probably feel a bit threatened (by homosexuality), as so many people do.”[x] yeah, and we feel threatened by you.

    5) he upholds aboriginal stereotypes
    about aboriginals, he’s said “there may not be a great job for them but whatever there is, they just have to do it, and if it’s picking up rubbish around the community, it just has to be done.”[x] let’s not forget that if an indigenous person can’t find work, they have no excuse because there are no “cultural excuses”[x]. oh and what does he think about the british invading australia and killing thousands of indigenous people? “western civilisation came to this country in 1788 and i’m proud of that… [x] good job.

    6) his view on homelessness
    "we just can’t stop people from being homeless if that’s their choice."[x] need i say more?

    7) reduction of work rights
    "compulsory paid maternity leave? over this government’s dead body, frankly"[x]

    8) his way with words
    what does he think about the crisis in syria? “it’s not goodies versus baddies, it’s baddies versus baddies”[x] what did he say when he posed closely with a group of teenage girl netballers? “a bit of body contact never hurt anyone”[x] how does he promote his campaign? “if you want to know who to vote for, i’m the guy with the not bad looking daughters”[x] his reaction to a dead australia soldier? “shit happens.”[x] i’ve saved the best/worst until last “no one, however smart, however well educated, however experienced, is the suppository of all wisdom.”[x] ew. let’s hope not.

    there are about another thousand pieces of evidence i could use to explain why this man is bad for our country. like how his daughter has received an art scholarship that wasn’t known to other students before she received it [x], while he makes funding cuts to universities[x]. not to mention that when a radio listener called in to comment on how she managed to make ends meet because of his pension cuts by working on as a phone sex operator, he winked[x]. this guy is basically the scum of the earth.

    and to close, i’ll leave you with this website. abbotisms is a site that showcases his best worst statements he’s been quoted saying. also, this video from john oliver’s “last week tonight” and it’s brilliant commentary on abbott’s stupidity and overall ignorance.

    i hope we’ve all learnt something today.

    Tagged #lizard king

  12. arthurpoo:

    sometimes i marvel at the fact that people actually tell me they’re intimidated by me or scared of me when i am??? the embodiment of this gif???? thats literally all i am


    why afraid

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    1. questions to ask on a first date: what do you think the A in LGBTQA stands for?

  13. cumberdoom:


    Things I learnt today: During WW1, MI5 used Girl Guides to send secret messages. They used Girl Guides because they quickly found that Boy Scouts couldn’t be trusted and were’t efficient enough.

    At the start of the war Boy Scouts were also used. But it quickly became clear that Girl Guides were more efficient because they were less boisterous and talkative.

    the boy scouts were too gossipy, so they used girl guides as spies instead this is probably the best day of my life

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