all text posts in october must be
formatted like this
rise, my skeleton army, for we shall overcome this skeleton war.
october is a great month because i can buy a frickton of candy and no one will question it. they’ll just be like “oh you’re stocking up on candy to give out to kids on halloween how sweet” because that seems like the obvious answer. but no. oh no. that candy will not make it to halloween. all that candy is not for children. all that candy is mine
should i change my url to wearing-skeletons-to-the-prom y/y
THE SKELETON UPRISING IS BEGINNING AHAHAHAHAH