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  2. halaalpussy:

    christel-thoughts:

    thebloominuniverse:

    This is the back of james’ head. He hasn’t washed or brushed his hair in months, and all of it was pretty much dreaded. We just picked all of it our except this big one underneath that was too far gone! White peoples’ hair does dread naturally my friends :)

    how many times do we have to say this… LOC’D BLACK PEOPLE WASH AND TEND TO THEIR HAIR REGULARLY. THERE IS NOTHING “NATURAL” ABOUT WHAT YOU’RE DOING. IT IS GROSS. IT IS UNKEMPT. IT IS EVERYTHING BLACKS WITH NATURAL HAIR ARE ACCUSED OF BEING WHEN WE ACTUALLY ARE NOT THAT. HOW DO YOU NOT GET THAT ACCUSING US OF BEING DIRTY, BY ASSERTING THIS IS THE SAME THING AS BLACKS WITH LOC’D HAIR, IS SOME WHITE SUPREMACIST FUCKSHIT?

    thats not dreads thats mange

    (via shift-freedom)

     
  3. fishingboatproceeds:

    Selfie with Bill Gates outside a health outpost in rural Ethiopia. Amazing day.

     
  4. teedeekay:

    John Flansburgh’s senior yearbook, Lincoln-Sudbury High School circa 1978 (cont’)

    (via theleftamygdala)

     

  5. dareandwriteitdown:

    I know everyone talks about muggle borns at Hogwarts but what about pure bloods like Ron staying at home?

    (For all the wizarding children I guess they have to learn muggle primary school until they can turn 12, to have basic literacy and numeracy skills.)

    Imagine 8 year old Ron, still being sent to learn math and muggle history while his brothers are making stuff levitate and transform.

    Imagine him faking being sick so Fred and George can show him how to ride a broom stick.

    Imagine Molly finding out and having to sit him down and explain why maths is important and failing to explain why exactly Ron can’t levitate or turn invisible yet.

    Imagine Ron being super excited about learning proper magic like his big brothers and having to tell primary school teachers that no they weren’t doing magic, they were just using sparklers in his drawing of “my family”.

    Little kid Ron.

     
  6. sentimental-sanity:

    clonesbians:

    weloveshortvideos:

    Guy’s Review of Right Guard Deodorant Ends Unexpectedly

    image

    This is GOLD

    (via shift-freedom)

     
     

  7. my mouth feels like someone hit me with a brick and ive tried taking ibuprofen and it doesn’t do anything im in a lot of pain someone kill me

     

  8. allophobic-dragon:

    Do I Just Really Like My Friend Or Do I Have A Crush On Them:
    a novel written, edited, signed and hand-delivered by me.

    (via hannahsongla)

     

  9. hexfawn:

    i made an aesthetic generator now you can discover urself

    (via wildwoodirregular)

     
  10. notyournutritionalbreakfast:

    So today during lunch someone had spilled their milk, and instead of cleaning it up, they turned it into a chicken.

    All hail the chocolate milk chicken.

    (Source: allpartofanutritiousbreakfast, via asexualbandit)

     
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  12. liaby:

    Is it ironic that I just used knots I learned in Boy Scouts to tie myself to my bed for another guy to fuck me?

    (via actual-ironman-tonystark)

     
  13. puddletumbles:

    wallyedge:

    whatificantf0rgety0uu:

    Ugh this is annoying

    The fork pissed me off so much.

    image

    (Source: best-of-memes, via asexualbandit)

    Tagged #iM GonNA
     

  14. justanovercastkid:

    ierocookie:

    machokeonmydick:

    simplybluecandle:

    hurtkid:

    thisrisingtide:

    Okay so I sped up The Phoenix by Fall Out Boy and help it’s really good

    thIS IS GONNA GIVE ME A HEART ATTACK

    holy shit

    IM SO PUMPED UP RIGHT NOW IM GONNA KILL A GUY

    I JUST RIPPED MY SHIRT OFF

    (via dareandwriteitdown)

    Tagged #music tag
     
  15. human:

    alternate ending to tfios

    (via asexualbandit)

    Tagged #tfios