1. no-this-is-jarod:

    public school dress code

    (via daleksinbras)

  2. modestdemidov:


    fish shaming [x]

    jesus christ i’ve been waiting for this

    (via daleksinbras)

  3. totallyfubar:

    My girlfriend honestly puts up with so much shit

    (via asexualbandit)


  4. asammyg:

    How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again. 

    (via asexualbandit)

  5. asexualfactoftheday:

    Submitted by fyeahchexmix.

    [#480. It is dangerous to allow in Asexual to be present in an infant’s nursery alone, as they have often attempted to steal the breath of said infant.]

    (via daleksinbras)


  6. mymompickedthisurl:

    that feeling when you listen to a song with good heaphones for the first time and suddenly you notice 7 new instruments, a child singing harmonies in the background, and you’re just sitting there wide eyed and in love with the song all over again

    (via asexualbandit)

  7. rolalondes:

    and finally my personal favourite


    this has been homestuck characters according to my eleven year old brother

    thank you for your time

    (via asexualbandit)


  8. "

    go look up the lynching of 18 year old Kody Ingham, found hanging from a tree in front of his white girlfriends house on July 15, 2013 (the same night as the Zimmerman verdict) in Athens, Texas. it was chalked up as a suicide and no investigation ensued, even though two hours prior he called his mother to pick him up from the site he died at. no newspaper article, just a four sentence obituary in the local papers and his family has been trying hard to make any mainstream news channel blow up the story to find the killers.

    look up Frederick Jermaine Carter, 26 year old found hanging from a tree in Greenwood, Mississippi on December 3, 2011. ruled a suicide, saying while he was helping his stepfather paint a home, he wandered off, found a tree and proceeded to hang himself. the site of the lynching is ten minutes away from where Emmit Till was killed in 1955. no media coverage, family is trying desperately to get the medias’ attention through YouTube videos.

    look up Roy Veal, 55 year old found hanging in Woodville, Mississippi in 2004. he originally lived in Seattle and went to his mother’s home in Woodville to help her fight for the rights to their family land against a white man, oil was found to be underneath the land. his head was covered with a pillow case and burned papers of the documented proof he had to prove his mothers’ ownership were found burned at his feet. ruled a suicide, family trying to get attention through YouTube.

    look up Reynard Johnson, 17 year old found hanging from a tree on his front lawn on June 16, 2000 in Kokomo, Mississippi. ruled a suicide even though the belt around his neck was not his. authorities said since no hate group left a message by the body, there was nothing to investigate. his family members said the motive was his relationship with a white girl, he was constantly being harassed because of this. the family managed to get Jesse Jackson to talk on their behalf, but Jesse (just like Sharpton) only have imaginary powers, they are puppets of white supremacy who are only seen nationally when called upon by the white establishment, he wasn’t even able to get the murder national attention.

    now this Kendrick Johnson incident in Valdosta, Georgia. look up how there are four surveillance cameras that can show him in the gym but all footage is being withheld by authorities. also there was blood found splattered on the wall of the gym that did not belong to Johnson, showing me he was able to wound one of the perpetrators.

    Black people have fallen asleep in this politically correct post-Civil Rights society. Nothing has changed for you negroes, the only thing that is outlawed now is overt expressions of racism and hatred, that’s it. whereas 40 years ago, these white criminals would have come out and admitted they killed him and probably would have posed for a picture too alongside the dead body, now they have to be diplomatic about not hurting feelings. So for example when Bill O’ Reilly refers to young black men in the inner city who he really wants to call Niggers, he says instead “these kids”. don’t let the way words are put together fool you dumb mothafuckers, the hate is still burning.

    In 1865, just after Emancipation, African Americans owned 0.5 percent of the total wealth of the United States. But today, a full 148 years after the abolition of slavery, Black Americans still possess only a meager 1 percent of national wealth. so why yall mod’fuckas sleeping and thinking it’s over, the only ”progress” made by blacks is the right to play sports alongside whites, eat next to them, and be their neighbor. there is not ONE black empire in this country that can transfer wealth, black businesses are branches of larger white corporations. don’t let that ”we got a black president” shit fool you

    — The realest comment I ever read on WorldStar  (via sweetxdookiexplumxchunky)

    (via gestaltsgoats)

  9. agirlnamedagnes:

    This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.

    We don’t have kids.

    We are adults. We pay bills.
    And drink water from a whale.

    (via daleksinbras)


  10. deaneggsandsam:

    when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors


    (via ghostbuttvin)


  11. apollojustlce:

    hanging out with your best friend more like


    (via yourepreposterous)

  12. (Source: simpatie, via jawnlocke)

  13. pathos-in-pantomime:

    Bela Lugosi as Dracula (1931)

    (via ladyhistory)

    Tagged #neat

  14. ajantas:

    white people are like “why don’t you live in India” and I’m just thinking why don’t you live in 12.5% Germany 25% England 25% Australia 6.25% Sweden 18.75% Russia and 12.5% Italy??????

    (via yourepreposterous)

  15. angryblackman:








    what is shoot up schools?

    What Is “Pay For Nudes”?

    What is “ride bikes in the rain”

    What is “fuck their pets”

    What is “dance offbeat”?

    what is not combing or washing your hair for 7 years and calling it dreads

    what is not season their food?

    What is “going exploring in the woods at 2am in the morning”

    (Source: madeupmonkeyshit, via missmrgn)